For Tony Stark
[He's been on the run for what feels like decades, but is really only a few months. He knows he's doing a good job at being hidden because ever since the helicarriers fell out of the air there hasn't been a single confirmed sighting of him, and he knows that Steve is looking. Not just Steve, either. He's just not ready to be found yet.
The easiest way to move between countries, he's found, is by stowing away on private chartered flights. They're usually less attended than commercial flights, and if he can get on board then it's fairly easy to avoid the one or two passengers and crew. He has no idea that the flight he's stowed away on is Tony Stark's private jet, and that it's only Tony himself on board.
At least not until he hears a disembodied voice speaking throughout the plane once they're in the air. It's JARVIS, not that he has any idea who that is.]
Sir, scans of the plane show that there's a man crouching in your cargo hold. I wasn't aware you were transporting any men today.
The easiest way to move between countries, he's found, is by stowing away on private chartered flights. They're usually less attended than commercial flights, and if he can get on board then it's fairly easy to avoid the one or two passengers and crew. He has no idea that the flight he's stowed away on is Tony Stark's private jet, and that it's only Tony himself on board.
At least not until he hears a disembodied voice speaking throughout the plane once they're in the air. It's JARVIS, not that he has any idea who that is.]
Sir, scans of the plane show that there's a man crouching in your cargo hold. I wasn't aware you were transporting any men today.

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[He doesn't really sound that concerned about it, though.]
Any queens?
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[The threat of death for cheating.]
If I had one, and I ain't saying that I do, do I have to give you them all or just one?
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[Tony peers at him suspiciously over the top of the cards.]
I'm not playing poker with you anyway. You have no facial expressions to speak of and I count cards.
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[He looks down again as if to examine his cards intently, before looking up with an expression that might almost be called innocent on any other face.]
Go Fish.
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Maybe I should take you to Monte Carlo, now that I think about it.
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[Well, the Soldier had been, and that sort of counts considering he's still a weird mix of the two inside his head.]
They didn't like me there then, doubt they'd like me much better now. Give me your twos.
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[Honestly, Tony could still probably get him in. Maybe a little easier if he makes him get a haircut.
The demand gets a dry look, but Tony plucks the card out of his hand and holds it out to him anyway.]
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You really don't care about anything but your own fun, do you?
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[There's heavy enough irony there to drag the whole plane down, but Tony just snorts a laugh.]
You get to go again, by the way.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I know you have another two in there.
[He doesn't know, but if Stark does, it might unnerve him. Go Fish clearly warrants mind games.]
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[He can't help but look vaguely amused as he watches Barnes. Who knew he'd treat a dumb card game this seriously? Maybe Tony should have gone for something with actual stakes involved.
Well, and there's the fact that he's sitting on his own plane paying childrens games with a legendary assassin. Sometimes even Tony doesn't believe his own life.]
Exactly how closely have you been keeping up with current events? And any tens?
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Though he is aware that this odd sense of camaraderie exists in a bubble, and danger will come flooding back in when they land. Danger of being caught, of Stark betraying him to Steve or what remains of SHIELD, of disappearing in another foreign country. That question is just a needle in the bubble, starting to let real life bleed in again.]
Bits. Not much, I've been tracking what remains of HYDRA more than reading the papers.
[He peels a ten out of his deck and hands it over.]
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Don't give me that look, I'm not going to quiz you. Just trying to figure out if I need to redeploy the list of necessary viewing for the sadly pop culture deprived.
[No points for guessing who that list was originally created for. And you'd think Tony might have learned to be slightly less obnoxious about it, but some things take more effort than you'd expect.]
Aces?
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Pop culture is kind of low on my priority list.
[In fact anything that's not hiding and surviving is low on that list. This conversation today is the longest one he's had since before he fell from that train.]
And you can go fish. Now give me back that ten.
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How come? Easy way to get a feel for the world.
[And begs the question of what exactly Barnes does all the time while he's busy hiding? Just sits around being paranoid? No wonder he looks like a mess.]
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[He doesn't know if he'll ever be ready to step back out into normal civilisation, but right now he has other things he has to focus on.]
And give me your other ten.
[He knows there has to be one, or Stark wouldn't have asked for that other ten in the first place.]
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Fair enough. But you're going to have to start working on it some time. Or were you planning on just hiding for the rest of your life? Seems like kind of a waste.
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[Maybe he shouldn't have said that so candidly, but he's examining his cards with rather too much interest now.]
You have any more tens?
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[Tony smiles just a little, mostly because he knows Barnes isn't looking at him. Okay, so maybe he's staring a little more intently now.]
Mission, huh?
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Forget I said that.
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All I'm saying is, that seems like the kind of thing you maybe don't want to do alone. Sixes?
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What, and you're offering to come along? Go fish.
[Both for the card and the idea.]
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[If there's anything Iron Man is not particularly good at, it's stealth. Most of the time he can bulldoze through anyway, but he's at least cognizant of the fact that he's not likely to be too helpful with whatever Barnes is doing.]
Just that having backup on call can't hurt. [Tony shoots him the briefest glance as he reaches for a card out of the deck.]
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[It's asked mildly enough but there's an undercurrent of warning in there, because Steve is not an option on the table.]
I don't exactly have a cell phone to call up some convenient assistance.
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You remember who you're talking to, right? You want a phone, I can get you one. I can even make it untraceable.
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npc villain if that's okay
ooh, intrigue!
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cw: gross blood stuff
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