For Tony Stark
[He's been on the run for what feels like decades, but is really only a few months. He knows he's doing a good job at being hidden because ever since the helicarriers fell out of the air there hasn't been a single confirmed sighting of him, and he knows that Steve is looking. Not just Steve, either. He's just not ready to be found yet.
The easiest way to move between countries, he's found, is by stowing away on private chartered flights. They're usually less attended than commercial flights, and if he can get on board then it's fairly easy to avoid the one or two passengers and crew. He has no idea that the flight he's stowed away on is Tony Stark's private jet, and that it's only Tony himself on board.
At least not until he hears a disembodied voice speaking throughout the plane once they're in the air. It's JARVIS, not that he has any idea who that is.]
Sir, scans of the plane show that there's a man crouching in your cargo hold. I wasn't aware you were transporting any men today.
The easiest way to move between countries, he's found, is by stowing away on private chartered flights. They're usually less attended than commercial flights, and if he can get on board then it's fairly easy to avoid the one or two passengers and crew. He has no idea that the flight he's stowed away on is Tony Stark's private jet, and that it's only Tony himself on board.
At least not until he hears a disembodied voice speaking throughout the plane once they're in the air. It's JARVIS, not that he has any idea who that is.]
Sir, scans of the plane show that there's a man crouching in your cargo hold. I wasn't aware you were transporting any men today.

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Who is this guy? Why isn't he more panicked at the idea of having someone on his private plane who could quite easily be a dangerous madman? He frowns and takes a step towards him, hands still hidden in his pockets.]
Do I get to know who I'm having a drink with?
[Maybe he's just tipped his hand.
This could be someone famous, it's not just anyone that has a private jet after all, but he has to know.]
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Tony Stark.
[The corner of his mouth slides up into something that's not quite a smirk.]
And you are?
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Bucky's entire expression morphs into one of shock and then growing horror; he's on the plane of an Avenger, he's on Tony Stark's plane. This is the worst mistake he's made since getting free of HYDRA and his thoughts are tumbling over themselves in a panic.
But he's not been recognised? Steve hasn't told his buddies about him being back from the dead yet? He has no idea how to play this, he doesn't even know what name to give. He hasn't felt like he can reclaim Bucky yet, but he hasn't needed a name for anything until now so it's not been a big deal.]
...James.
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Okay, James. [It's still completely conversational as Tony tucks his hands into his pockets. Seriously no threat here, nothing to see.] so you coming in for that drink or what?
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[Unfortunately for Bucky, Tony has another ally on board this plane and JARVIS has been hard at work to try and recover more information about their mysterious stowaway. It's the name that lets him narrow down the facial recognition, though, and his voice pipes up pretty quickly after that.]
Drinks can be provided in the main seating area, sir, but if you would briefly stop into the cockpit there is an urgent email that needs to be attended to.
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Suit yourself. Door's open. I apparently have something I need to take care of.
[And like he's trying to prove it, Tony just turns, seemingly completely unconcerned about putting his back to his mysterious stowaway, and heads over towards the cockpit.]
J, what've you got for me?
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JARVIS waits until Tony has got fully into the cockpit and the door is closed, before bringing up three photographs on the nearest screen - the man currently stowing away, a shot of the Winter Soldier fighting Captain America, and a photograph of Sergeant James Barnes.]
Facial and voice recognition identifies the passenger as James Buchanan Barnes, codenamed The Winter Soldier, on the run since the incident in Washington D.C. three months ago.
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[The man Steve has been tearing the world apart to find just stows away on his jet. Sure.
Ignoring the parts where the man is one of the deadliest assassins in the world. Or was. Tony's not completely sure about that one. He is pretty sure that if the Winter Soldier wanted him dead, they wouldn't be having charming conversations in the cargo hold. Which just leaves figuring out what the hell to do about it.]
Thanks, J. Let's keep this between us for the time being, shall we?
[Tony's thoughts are still churning furiously as he reappears in the doorway to the cargo hold carrying a bottle of dark liquid. Which he holds out to James. Barnes. Jesus.]
Well if you don't want to come in for drinks, the drinks will come to you.
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His secondary plan is to pry up one of the panels above the wheel and literally drop out over the ocean. He doesn't need a parachute to survive that, and Stark probably has his suit on board and so would be able to cope with the depressurising and probable crashing of his plane.
Which is why he's bending one of the first layer of floor panels up when Stark reappears with drinks in hand.]
...shit.
[Caught red handed.]
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Really, is my hosting that bad? Where exactly were you planning to go?
[And here he'd figured that actually leaping out of the plane would be out of the question. That'll show him to make assumptions.]
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I was just gonna jump out.
[No big deal.]
I didn't know it was your plane.
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[The echo is entirely deadpan and hopefully makes it clear exactly what Tony thinks of that plan. And people say he has impulse issues.]
And what, swim half of the Atlantic until you hit shore? Let's try not to be too ridiculous, please. We can all be friendly here. Or at least polite.
[He pauses a second more, then just holds out the bottle he's been carrying]
Seriously, take it. Sounds like you need it more than I do.
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I don't understand.
[Though he does reach out and take the bottle.]
Why are you treating me like a guest, aren't you afraid that I'm going to attack you?
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[It's mild, but there's a genuine warning behind it. He's not Iron Man for nothing, if he thinks his hospitality is being abused. Not that he's actually worried, but it's the principle of the thing.]
Besides, the way I hear it, if you actually wanted to hurt me, I wouldn't even know you were there.
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...are you going to radio anyone and tell them that I'm here?
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But. There's a tightly-wound energy in the man, something Tony almost wants to categorize as nervousness, and he doesn't think it has anything to do with his spare suit. Tony can recognize feeling cornered. What it does to you.]
Nah. I mean, unless you do something particularly amusing and I feel compelled to put it up on Youtube.
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Don't tell him you saw me.
[No need to mention who 'he' is.]
It'd just make him look harder.
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I'm not sure it's possible for him to look any harder.
[And Barnes has been avoiding him anyway. It would be almost amusing, if he wasn't watching Steve throw himself against that wall over and over.
And Tony's just agreed not to tell him anyway. He's not sure what that says about him.
Rather than dwell, he tips his head up slightly, a small smirk playing over his mouth.]
What'll you give me for it?
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He has to think for a few moments, before suddenly it comes to him thanks to the newspaper and magazine clippings about the man that he has stashed in his bag. Research on the Avengers.]
I'll let you look at my arm.
[To an engineer like Stark, that's probably the most valuable thing that he has.]
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How much of a look are we talking here?
[Negotiating. Negotiating is good. Not that the result isn't pretty inevitable, given how intent Tony already looks, but he likes to at least pretend he can do this properly.]
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[There's technology in there that he'd rather not see replicated by anyone, and there are weaknesses that he doesn't want Stark to know about. But the basic way it moves and the outer shell aren't too dangerous to show off.]
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[Tony just gives him a deeply offended look, as if that's the important thing here.
He hesitates a moment longer, then lets out an overdramatic sigh. What he wants is to see the inner workings of that thing, but they can work that out later. Maybe. Hopefully.]
Fine. Not like I have any of my tools here anyway.
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[A very tentative one that could fall apart at any moment, but a deal nonetheless. He finally moves toward Tony to come out of the cargo hold.]
I don't believe you don't have your tools, or the ability to make a scan, but I don't care as long as you don't use them.
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[The smile he gives Barnes as he steps back to let the man out of the hold is dry, but there's a genuine amusement underneath. It's not enough that Tony manages to get overestimated.]
But if you think I'd settle for inferior equipment, you're talking to the wrong guy. Sit anywhere you want.
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You know, this really wasn't in the plan, running into Iron Man in the air.
[He pulls off his hoodie to display the arm, as promised.]
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cw: suicide
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npc villain if that's okay
ooh, intrigue!
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cw: gross blood stuff
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